Thursday, May 05, 2005

Let Me Tell You How It Is

If there is one lesson I would like to leave with my professors before I leave Biola, it is this: there are two ways to guarantee my attendance in your class. First, you could have an incredibly strict policy that deducts points every day I'm absent from class. This has worked in the past, but here's fair warning--if you do this you are probably a total dick (or whatever the feminine equivalent would be). However, there is an easier, less painful way of doing things: just make sure you have at least one girl in the class who is utterly crush-worthy, and my attendance will skyrocket. I'm pretty sure my record will prove this theory true beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Our pal JT is visiting from Arizona, which is enjoyable as always. Now I think just about every couch in the apartment is filled with a sleeping person. We're kind of like a pride of lions that way, just flopping down in the common room and enjoying the cool breeze from the A/C (though the others might say it's too cool, they are highly wrong). Unfortunately, we probably smell just like that bunch of cats. Though we are less hairy. Most of us, anyway.

Personal odor aside, things are starting to come together for the Film Festival (any and all Biola students and their friends should attend), which is good, because it's in about two days. Fatz and I still haven't written our script--which is highly uncharacteristic--but I'm not too very concerned at this point. My only real goal is to avoid saying 'fuck' in front of my grandma. As long as that doesn't happen, I should be pretty happy with the festival. Hopefully I will be able to post pictures of the event.

~Andy

Website of the Day
Color Cell

Have you ever dreamed of pitting your own color combinations against others from around the world and battling it out on the internet? Me neither, but this is surprisingly fun. Check it out if you're bored (or avoiding work).

1 Comments:

At 12:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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