The (Former) Apartment

Shenanigans & Goings-On

I'm getting used to the screams of death that constantly spew from the television in the front room, which sort of bothers me. From my five-day Jade Empire binge--I just beat the game, but instead of pride I feel mostly a dark emptiness in my soul--to Fatz slaying zombies on Timesplitters to late-night viewings of Lethal Weapon, the testosterone level in this apartment is reaching dangerously high levels. Hopefully this will make up for Tim's ridiculously feminine body wash, my Dawson's Creek DVD collection, and Matt's... entire existence. Fatz is pretty externally manly, but he cries on the inside.

In other news, Matt just recently joined MySpace (extremely stupid) and has since been propositioned by about four billion girls (extremely not-stupid). In fact, his friend requests are so numerous he has been named the MySpace person of the day, or something of that nature. I continue to spend Saturday nights alone.

~Andy

posted by the apartment @ 1:59 PM