The (Former) Apartment

The Beginning...

The stage is dark. Hushed whispers of anticipation float around the crowd. The curtain opens, and silence falls on the room. The lights awaken, casting an otherworldly glow on the stage. The setting is an ugly seafoam green building on the borders of Los Angeles County. Our heroes make their way to the front of the stage--the crowd gasps.

Tim, Matt, Andy, Fatz. The chosen four. Where will their wild adventures take them?

Only time will tell.

Every great saga has a beginning, and I'd like to think that's what this is. Maybe it's more like an opportunity for you, the casual internet browser. You will be privileged enough to see the inner workings of Tropicana 212, and not just the rusty plumbing or asbestos-filled walls--you will get to witness the pain, strife, drama, love, lust, and general apathy of four quasi-normal university students.

Strap yourself in and prepare for the ride. Also, bring some toilet paper, because we're almost out.

~Andy

posted by the apartment @ 5:09 PM