Friday, April 22, 2005

Top 5 Geological Pickup Lines

Tired of the same old pickup lines that produce the same disappointing results? Well, next time your at a bar, club, or even in the workplace, try one of these pickup lines. I guarantee unique results!

5) Hey baby, why don't we head back to my place and exfoliate?

4) Hey baby, why don't we make contact metamorphism with our tounges?

3) Hey baby, why don't we make like two techtonic plates and grind?

2) Hey baby, my muscles are harder than lithofied sediment.

1) Hey baby, I couldn't help but notice the spheroidal weathering of your buttox.

Tim

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